Dog Doggy, sittin’ on m’knee,
Dog Doggy lookin’ at 3-
D pictures up on screen,
But Dog Doggy, I’m so mean!
I forgot your little glasses,
So you can’t see 3D asses,
In this porn film so greatly
Capturing the moment in 3D!
***
Horn Horny under me,
Watching porn film in 3D,
Thinks I’d like to watch it too,
But I’m holy thru and thru.
Never shall I spy on asses,
With/without some 3D glasses.
But, if he had given me some…
I’d take a cheeky peek at just one bum.
Amen.
