Humor Magazine

The Dog and the Butts – A Poem

By Christopher De Voss @chrisdevoss


Dog Doggy, sittin’ on m’knee,

Dog Doggy lookin’ at 3-

D pictures up on screen,

But Dog Doggy, I’m so mean!

I forgot your little glasses,

So you can’t see 3D asses,

In this porn film so greatly

Capturing the moment in 3D!


Horn Horny under me,

Watching porn film in 3D,

Thinks I’d like to watch it too,

But I’m holy thru and thru.

Never shall I spy on asses,

With/without some 3D glasses.

But, if he had given me some…

I’d take a cheeky peek at just one bum.


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