The Creepiest Cookies Ever

Halloween is coming up and this time around it falls on Saturday, so there’s bound to be a ton of costume parties everywhere. Whether you’re attending one or hosting, there’s a lot of things to do to get ready for the big night. I know one of my dilemmas is whether I should stay at home and pass out candy to the trick-or-treaters or go out to a party and return to a home covered in eggs and/or toilet paper.

Then there’s the question of what costume to wear. For you ladies, do you go traditional with a sexy nurse?

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Or do you go with something fresher, like a sexy minion?

Guys have it simpler – just find something that’ll hide your erection.

When it comes to food, there are a lot of things you can do to get in the Halloween spirit. With a little creativity, you can turn any food into something gross. Whether it’s as simple of deviled eggs becoming eyeballs –

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Or these used Q-tips –

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Or something a little more complex –

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Although I kinda like this picture better.

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… and the meat skull isn’t bad, either.

Those are pretty gross, but with all the slasher movies and The Walking Dead, I think we’re becoming a little numb to mere blood and guts. What if you really want to creep someone out?

I’ve got just the recipe.

The Creepiest Chocolate Chip Cookies Ever

First things first – the food’s gotta taste good. Here’s my recipe for chocolate chip cookes that, I must say, are some of the best cookies you’ll ever have.

-2 ½ cups flour

-1 tsp baking soda

-1 tsp kosher salt

-5 ounces bittersweet chocolate – chips or cut into small chunks

-5 ounces semisweet chocolate – chips or cut into small chunks