We hopped down the rabbit hole for you to find the strangest and most absurd baby and kid products currently available on the market!
Many of these items are available for delivery within 48 hours, in case you need them right away-but why would you?! If you thought diaper changes were scary, just wait until you get a load of these products!
Here are the Most Ridiculous Baby Products!
While many babies prefer warmed breastmilk or formula in their bottles, some babies might prefer a "cold one." This beer-bottle shaped baby bottle is BPA and phthalates free and includes a modeled crown cap nipple cover. The Lil' Lager Bottle pairs well with a late night of drinking and reading Good Night Brew. If your baby is more of a wine-connoisseur, there is also a stemmed baby bottle option.
Books are wonderful instruments to expand your child's passion for learning and expose them to new concepts and imagery. Except this book, this is The Worst Alphabet Book Ever (seriously, that's the title)! Starting with "A is for aisle" and continuing through "M is for mnemonic" and "P is for Pterodactyl," this alphabetical exploration will definitely have you and your child frightened by phonics.
If your child is still not sleepy after reading The Worst Alphabet Book Ever, it may be time to break out "The mother of all children's books" (--Today Show), Go the F**k to Sleep. This is a hilariously accurate reflection on the challenges and struggles of parenting. If you are interested in more children's books to not read to your kids, check out the sequel, You Have to F**king Eat.
First-time parents need to fill about nine months of time waiting for their bundle of joy to arrive. There is plenty of planning - choosing names, building a crib, and packing your bag for the glorious hospital trip. But toward the end of pregnancy, when the anticipation is all-consuming, first time parents have the wonders of Amazon to fill their countdown minutes - and the selection of ridiculous baby products does not disappoint!
When you are pregnant, you will have the option to purchase designer morning sickness bags, so you can puke in style. Once baby arrives, you will discover an assortment of hilarious onesies including phrases such as, "I only cry when ugly people hold me." And as your child grows, the endless selection of poop-themed kids' toys and games will have you reaching back for those designer barf bags.
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