Streets Ahead is the column
from London Walks' Pen David
Tucker…
Remember Goose?
The well-fed guide at the Jack
Daniels Distillery in Lynchburg, Tennessee.
When he’s not in London. Which of
late he has been. A lot. In the, er, shape of the ongoing Jack Daniels poster
campaign on the walls of the London Underground.
Goose is in two places at the same
time. Well, several places if you count all those posters plus the “in-the-flesh”
Goose “down in the hollow” in Lynchburg.
There is, so to speak, a lot of
Goose.
Dunno exactly how to put this but
the more I think about it it seems to me that Goose (and Jack Daniels) is sort
of hogging our attention. Trying to, anyway.
Greedy for more than their share,
so to speak.
I mean, they’re in Lynchburg –
dawhn in the hollow – several thousand miles away. Seems to me they want
something from us. I mean they ain’t runnin’ that poster campaign just out of
neighbourliness, if you know what I mean.
Cuz when you get right down to it,
they ain’t neighbours.
Neighbours is the folks who share
this island with us. Up north, for example. Scots. Who make the stuff as well.
Who’ve been doing it a lot longer and – I suspect – a lot better.
With Goose hogging our attention –
blocking our view – call it what you will – it’s easy to forget that this
country (and yes, it still is “this country”, for another few months at least)
makes the best “water of life” in the world.
The other thing is the general
principle: local, local, local. With a lot of goods and services local’s
just, er, world’s better than mass produced, globalized, processed, “preservativ’d”,
corporatised... You know – fresh and local as opposed to the chemical cocktail.
Ok, time to go real Quixotic. Get
real local – in the interests of local.
The Brown-‐Forman Corporation –
the giant U.S. corporate multi-‐national that owns Jack Daniels – is in the
face of probably a million Londoners and visitors every day thanks to that
poster campaign on the Tube.
A million Londoners and visitors
every day. That’s “Here’s Goose” – ala Jack Nicholson’s “Here’s Johnny”
in The Shining.
What I propose to do is put a tiny
speck on the sun of all that Brown-‐Forman greed for our attention. A sunspot
on Goose, if you will. A speck, a sunspot in the shape of a bit of local – London
local.
A Londoner who doesn’t hog our
attention. In fact, we know almost nothing about Hannah Glossop. She lived in
Soho. A couple of centuries ago.
We know almost nothing about her –
but she’s a keyhole into a world that’s a whole lot more real than the make-‐believe
those posters want to make us believe.
And that’s where we’re going –
where London “spinster” Hannah Glossop is taking us – in my next post.
David is leading the Westminster Walk this afternoon at 2:00pm. The next part of this post will appear on Saturday.
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