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Ten Unbelievable Lip Balm Flavours You Can Actually Buy

By Russell Deasley @Worlds_Top_10

Lip balm is one of those everyday essentials, but who says it has to be boring? If you think all lip balms come in typical flavours like mint or vanilla, think again. The world of lip care has taken a quirky turn, offering everything from savoury snacks to nostalgic treats in a stick. Get ready to pucker up because we’ve rounded up the most unbelievable lip balm flavours that you can get your hands on right now!

Kellogg's Froot Loops Lip Balm
Kellogg’s Froot Loops Lip Balm – Buy Now on Amazon

What better way to start the day than pubbing your breakfast all over your lips! OK, so that is not the best medical advice you will ever hear, but you can indeed do just that with this breakfast inspired flavor of lip balm.

Accoutrements Wasabi Flavour Lip Balm

Accoutrements Wasabi Flavour Lip Balm – Buy Now on Amazon

I’m not sure about the healing properties of Japanese horseradish, nor am I sure I would want the flavor of Wasabi rubbed on my lips, but that is what you can do with this one from the crazy designers at Accoutrements.

Fanta Grape Flavour Lip Balm

Fanta Grape Flavour Lip Balm – Buy Now on Amazon

I think this one might be the best tasting out of the bunch because I love the taste of this drink in can form, so it might be OK in lip balm as well. It’s just a shame the stick itself is not shaped like a mini can of the drink.

Lip Junks Chicken Poop Flavour Lip Balm

Lip Junks Chicken Poop Flavour Lip Balm – Buy Now on Amazon

The good news is there is apparently no poop inside of the balm itself, but that still leaves the question on what flavor this really is, let alone why someone might want to think they are rubbing chicken poop on their lips in the first place!

Accoutrements French Fry Flavour Lip Balm

Accoutrements French Fry Flavour Lip Balm – Buy Now on Amazon

Have you ever started to feel better when rubbing McDonald’s Fries on your lips? No, me neither, but that is what this flavor is and I have to wonder how close to the real thing it does actually taste like (not a lot I am guessing).

Ben & Jerry's Ice-Cream Lip Balm

Ben & Jerry’s Ice-Cream Lip Balm – Buy Now on Amazon

No, this is not some prank flavor that is the work of photoshop, it is a real flavor and made by the real company! Who wouldn’t want the taste of all those ice-creams rubbed on their lips!?

Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup Flavour Lip Balm

Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup Flavour Lip Balm – Buy Now on Amazon

While it does make for a pretty tasty meal treat I am not sure rubbing grilled cheese or tomato soup on my lips is going to help all that much. But I suppose I could always rub the two on my lips at the same time and skip a meal!

Crayola Crayon Flavour Lip Balm

Crayola Crayon Flavour Lip Balm – Buy Now on Amazon

This pack of 5 flavours Jazzberry Jam, Tastier Lemon, Wild Strawberry, Sky Blueberries and Sugar Purple is sure to color your lips to perfection and hopefully protect them from the cold winter air at the same time.

Jolly Rancher Flavour Lip Balm

Jolly Rancher Flavour Lip Balm – Buy Now on Amazon

I’m not quite sure why this blue raspberry flavor of lip balm is shaped like a bottle because I have never seen a Jolly Rancher bottle of drink! But at least the flavor sounds Ok unlike many others on this list.

Accoutrements Pickle Flavour Lip Balm

Accoutrements Pickle Flavour Lip Balm – Buy Now on Amazon

We just had to finish with this one because I really don’t think I could handle rubbing anything pickle-flavoured onto my lips. I am pretty sure there isn’t a whole lot of medical properties associated with a pickle, but as weird lip balms go this is probably one of the strangest.

Who knew keeping your lips smooth could be this adventurous? With these unexpected flavours, your daily lip care routine can be a whole lot more fun. Whether you’re looking to surprise your taste buds or gift a unique product to a friend, these out-of-the-box lip balms will surely make an impression.

Ready to try something wild? Check out these incredible lip balm flavours and let your lips experience something completely different! Explore the options and find your new favorite flavor today!


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