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Ten of The Worse Cow Jokes You’ll Ever Hear

By Russell Deasley @Worlds_Top_10

If you’re ready to groan louder than a cow on a lazy afternoon, you’ve come to the right place. Today, we’re diving deep into the pasture of humor with “Ten of the Worst Cow Jokes You’ll Ever Hear.” These jokes are so udderly terrible that you can’t help but laugh—or at least cringe with delight. Whether you’re a fan of dad jokes, looking for some light-hearted entertainment, or simply in the mood to milk some humor out of life, these cow jokes are perfectly penned to ensure you get your daily dose of giggles. So, buckle up and prepare to be amoosed—these jokes are truly a breed apart and that is not even mentioning the funny pictures of cows with things stuck on their heads that accompany them…

Cow with head stuck in washing machine

10 – When Daisy tried to clean her hair in a washing machine things didn’t very well at all.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.

Cow with head stuck in metal grain pipe

9 – “I’m telling you there is someone in here!”…”…’Hello’…..’hello’ see! Echo who now”

Q: Where do baby cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.

Cow with head stuck in concrete support stand

8 – “OK I know this looks bad but it all started with the sheep betting me £5 I couldn’t….”

Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Cow with head stuck in steel support stand

7 – “It all started with the sheep betting me £5 I couldn’t copy this picture of a cow with….”

Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.

Cow with head stuck in metal gate

6 – “It all started with Karen over in field 2 saying how much greener their grass was!”

Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

Cow with head stuck in a tree

5 – “You lie, Brenda, there are no magical fairy’s in here!”

Q: What do you call a cow you can’t see?
A: Camooflauged.

Cow with head stuck in tractor tyre

4 – “You think this is strange you should see the truck that hit me!”

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

Cow with head stuck in plastic patio chair

3 – “I have no idea what happened here but…THAT….is what I call a party!!!”

Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.

Cow with head stuck in a wooden ladder

2 – DIY cow is not happy with all the people taking pictures of him while he works.

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Cow with head stuck on toy car

1 – “Stop staring at me Tracy and get in the car!”

Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry


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