In a follow-up to my wildly popular post about Target’s Free Cookies and Bad Customer Service, I decided to peruse their book selection and came up with the following noteworthy title. Now the question is: If you sell the book, “If You Give a Kid a Cookie? Will They Shut the F*ck Up?”, then why not hand out the free cookies you have given away for years, and continue to give away, with a F*cking SMILE?! That’s all I’m asking people.
Please note for my hard of reading visitors, at no point did I state that Target should give away cookies. Only that they should provide the slightly more than marginal customer service that I have grown to expect.
To buy the book, visit Target’s website, here.
Before they Go the F*ck to Sleep, they need to Shut the F*ck Up
If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment’s peace. What really happens when you give in to your child’s tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.
