From NewsThump
Supermarkets across the country have reported plummeting sales of toilet paper after The Sun newspaper posted a free edition through every letterbox in the country.
Concerned executives from Andrex, Velvet and Cushelle have been attending hastily convened management meetings to discuss their market’s new entrant, and the threat it poses to their businesses.
Our briefly-skimmed copy (no tits except James Corden) got put in the bottom of a guinea pig cage.
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