Humor Magazine

Smile of the Day

By Lucky @imlosingitorg

Okay so I learned a new term today “Twilight junkies”  and apparently I am one of millions who do our best work in the middle of the night.  I got this great saying and smile from a new site People like you are the reason I drink (Facebook).  I must warn you it can be considered offensive and politically incorrect on so many levels. So if you are overly sensitive, religious or under 18 years of age DO NOT CHECK IT OUT.  For everyone else it is  a must check out site.  Such a cute story.

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide? “The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s aga…inst the law. I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!” The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife…..The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

Have a great one!


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