Slim Versus Fat

I am so tired of trying to stay slim and eating salads. Sometimes my body just says Enough! Give the junk food now! Fat women are way more charming than the walking rags by the way!
Let us analyze a slim body. Flat booty. No appetite to touch it. No boobs, literally. Associated with poverty, hunger, starvation, misery and hardship.

Let us analyze a fat body now. Fluffy legs and round booty. Associated with abundance, fertility, and lavishness. A way better, what you say?