Alright, I am just going to come right out and complain about this movie in the opening of the post. Typically I leave the opening to set up the readers for the state of mind that I watched this movie in or just to set up the shit storm that I walked into here, but I just to have to complain immediately.
This movie should not have even made it into production after the first makeup test. The makeup to make these two black guys looking like white chicks is absolutely on the level of Leatherface quality. It looks as if they cut the skin off the people they are supposed to look like and layered it on top of their faces that happen to have cotton balls on top of them. It is atrocious and downright fucking horrific to look at. But no, they kept the makeup, which I am assuming that they did one makeup test on and were high-fiving one another as it was money in the bank.
Prepare to have me talk about the hideous makeup and shitty premise some more.
When brothers and fellow FBI agents Marcus (Marlon Wayans) and Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans) accidentally ruin an otherwise painstakingly executed drug bust, getting back into the good graces of their boss becomes a high-priority assignment in itself. With this in mind, Marcus and Kevin take on a case far beneath their usual standards when they agree to escort socialite sisters Brittany (Maitland Ward) and Tiffany Wilton (Anne Dudek) from a private terminal at JFK Airport to their hotel room in the Hamptons. Once there, two considerably higher-ranking agents will take over the girls’ protection. The extra security is no mere perk of wealth, however, as it appears that Brittany and Tiffany have been targeted by a serial kidnapper. The FBI hopes to apprehend the perpetrator by using the girls as bait, unbeknownst to them. The plan may have worked if it weren’t for Kevin and Marcus, who manage to let the sisters in on the secret. Understandably, neither of them want any part in the process, so they force the brothers to come up with a radical solution: With the help of an FBI lab scientist, the very much African-American Kevin and Marcus will be transformed into two white women who could pass for Brittany and Tiffany. The agents must keep the charade up long enough to lure the kidnapper, but fooling everyone involved will be the job of their lives. ~ Tracie Cooper, Rovi
There are a few moments that might be like a slight giggle worthy, but all of that goes fucking out the window when you look at these botched face transplant victims cavort on screen and try to pass it off as everyone will believe they are undercover. I mean the two get hit on by countless men, they are impersonating famous sisters (the Hilton sisters obviously) and all their friends and family are like, “yeah you are totally the famous sisters and not the reanimated corpses of frost giants”.
GOD this shouldn’t even remotely exists because someone should have aborted this movie after the makeup tests made them look like The Engineers in Prometheus. It’s so unsightly that I couldn’t even focus on anything else in the movie. I don’t remember the plot line other than they are supposed to go undercover for the sisters after their noses are broken. Yeah cause these master of disguises look way better than your normal faces with broken noses.
Fuck this movie and it’s stupid ass jokes. Oh its black guys undercover as white chicks and they act all street and stereotypical cause that’s funny. They are aggressive and not acting like heiresses and don’t know white culture. That’s hilarious when they can’t sing some white person song and they only listen to hip-hop and breakdance.
Fuck it! This is shit and I feel shitty for watching these Casper ghosts on screen try and pass as looking human. Cyborgs would look more believable in their places than the two undercover Wayans brothers.
