Those dreaming of Middle Earth, Narnia, the land of Oz, and other liter(ature)ally bound fictional destinations, and mourning their non-existence, I have some sunshine for your day.
The unicorn? Real.
That is if you’re asking North Korea. They’ve reconfirmed the existence of this singularly horned horse.
Who knew they were such experts on mythical (formerly of course) creatures? Also, who knew they’d previously confirmed the existence of unicorns?
Scientists in North Korea (claim to) have found a unicorn tomb, aptly labeled “unicorn lair.” Literally there’s a carving of the words “unicorn lair.”
I know what you’re thinking. How did it take them so long to find it if it is literally labeled as a unicorn dwelling? You logical fools.
It is not ours to ask how or why. Just stand in awe of this unbelievable discovery. Seriously. It’s unbelievable.
Now if those scientists could get busy on proving the existence of Hobbiton that would be great. Godspeed men of science, Godspeed.
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TIME: Unicorns’ Existence Proven Says North Korea
…bi-daily smile…
