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"Richmond School Teacher Dave Clark Killed by Cows"

Posted on the 23 September 2020 by Markwadsworth @Mark_Wadsworth

Spotted by James Higham and Julia M at the BBC:
A spokesperson for North Yorkshire Police said the force had been called to a report of a man in his 50s being injured by cows in a field north of Richmond.

He was treated by paramedics, but sadly he was pronounced dead at the scene.

Very sparse on detail. There's no mention of a dog or young calves, but that doesn't mean they weren't there, and we aren't told how many cows* were seen attacking him, or indeed why he was in the field.

* Please, no jokes involving 'five'.
Update - AK Haart in the comments points out that he was walking his dogs. Thought so.

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