Reading Gun Loon Comments

I find that gun loons' comments are easier to understand if you read them while thinking they are Bluebottle from the Goon Show:

SEAGOON: Who are you, you little tea-stained, crumpet-ridden idiot?
BLUEBOTTLE: I am a little tea-stained, crumpet-ridden idiot. Thinks: I'm a little tea-stained, crumpet-ridden idiot.
SEAGOON: Great larrups of dongle. He thinks he's a little tea-stained, crumpet-ridden idiot.
BLUEBOTTLE: Yes!

There are one or two of them who this really applies to.
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