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Reader Question: Are People That Put Only White Lights On Their Tree Insane?

By Ceboscuit @ceboscuit

Short answer: 100% yes.

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I know there are people out there that do this and to be honest, I just don’t get it.  Why would you go out and spend a shit ton of money on a tree that someone else probably cut down and then put boring ass white lights on it?  In my mind that’s straight up un-American.  How bout you just not decorate it while you’re at it and put it in your basement?  It makes no sense to get a Christmas tree, stick it in a window and then put white lights on it.  You might as well hang a sign outside of your house that says you are uninteresting, have no friends, and probably don’t like Justin Bieber and boy bands.  That’s all.

P.S. When I decorate a tree, I decorate it with the Soup Nazi looking on.  Bro reminds me to go big or go home.

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