Ever done an arts and crafts project so exciting that you shriek with glee, start hyperventilating, and eventually orgasm? Alright, maybe not the last part.. but this crazy infomercial lady gets so excited using a painting sponge that if you minimize the screen and just listen to the audio it sounds like she’s having the best sex of her life. I never knew making wiggles could be so exciting, but this woman is completely beside herself with bliss at the thought of it. And since when does the US Army have an Arts & Crafts Department?
