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R. Kelly Shares His Thoughts On Being Burgled

Posted on the 11 December 2017 by Sumithardia

R. Kelly Shares His Thoughts On Being Burgled
R. Kelly Shares His Thoughts On Being Burgled

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You caint do nuthin’ you cain’t do nuthin about” – R. Kelly

Wiser words were never spoken, well by R. Kelly at least. Those were his thoughts as he shared with fans the devastating results of the burglary that occurred at two of his properties in Atlanta while he was out on tour. In a series of posts on Instagram, Kelly gave a rundown of how much was taken from him over the course of the two-day heist. And in case you’re wondering, the answer is yes, R. Kelly’s crib is just as tacky as you might imagine.

…Still encouraged. Still blessed.

A post shared by R Kelly (@rkelly) on Dec 8, 2017 at 7:46pm PST

Those carpets tho (I shiver). If you scroll through you’ll see a sad little vignette: A foldy table supporting a can of Lysol, a bottle of Grand Marnier, a roll of toilet paper and what looks to be a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. That’s really all I need to know about the life and times of Robert Sylvester Kelly.

In the video, Kelly indicates that he knows who did it.

“That’s what happens when you get, well let people get too close to you. People you’ve known for 25-30 years, this is what happens”

What happens is they steal your washing machine! As previously reported, the police like Kelly associate Alfonso Walker for the theft. I like Alfonso for the betrayal. Could it be that Alfonso worried that his gravy train might be pulling into Indictment Station sometime soon and decided to grab the silverware and hop on off while he could? That’s my pet theory anyway.

Kelly also posted this unfathomably long video of him staring into the camera forlornly, holding a cigar and periodically digging into his ear like a silverfish crawled up in there.

A post shared by R Kelly (@rkelly) on Dec 9, 2017 at 12:06pm PST

Sad! He wants his stuff back and I for one, hope R. Kelly gets everything that’s coming to him.

Pic: Instagram

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