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Progress Notes: Patient 540463 Obama, Barack H.

Posted on the 07 October 2013 by Hughvw
Patient presented  today with a new attitude which may be just a fresh symptom of his Narcissistic Personality Disorder, or something I have yet to diagnose, since  patient's psychoses are intertwined like a bucket of writhing worms. He has now taken to tilting back his desk chair   and drumming his fingertips together and saying "Excellent" like Mr Burns in The Simpsons. He does this each time hears of another public inconvenience  caused by the government shutdown. "Free champagne for everyone!" patient declared triumphantly when he heard that military cemeteries had been closed to visitors in Normandy. I cautioned him against consuming alcohol on top of what I suspected was a considerable intake of weed. "Doctor,' he replied, holding up his right index finger and swaying slightly, "I am not as drunk as some thinkle may peep I am." --Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D. 

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