Debate Magazine
i had yet another urgent call from Valerie Jarrett today, asking me to make a home visit to Patient's private family apartment. He was in a bad state when I got there. Eyes red-rimmed from weeping, voice hoarse with distress. "Those Pentagon bastards have threatened me with a coup d'etat if I don't come up with a whole new strategy for dealing with ISIL What am I to do? Valjar suggested I give Bibi Netanyahu a call, which is a good idea, on the face of it. He's usually hatching plans bloodthirsty enough to sate the Pentagon hawks.
