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Progress Notes for Patient 540463: OBAMA, Barack, H.

Posted on the 28 February 2014 by Hughvw
Patient is in a full-blown panic. After I sugested to him under hypnosis that Vladimir Putin was no more fearsome than a ladybug. The moron told Putin to "piss off"  during a subsequent phone call. Putin has since docked a spy ship in Havana, staged a stealth invasion of Ukraine, massed tens of thousands of troops near the Ukrainian border and scrambled squadrons of his best fighter aircraft. Today I  rehypnotized  patient  and suggested he cool it and develop an irresistible urge to reread Diplomacy for Dummies, to call Putin back and to be friendly and accommodating. I wrapped that up with a prescription for Ativan  to calm him.--- Dictated by S.H. Rink,M.D.

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