Progress Notes for Patient 540463: OBAMA, Barack, H.

01/25/14:  Events have taken a strange turn. Patient has suddenly become convinced that he needs to appeal more to the 18-25 demographic. He has taken to doing karaoke-style performances of Justin Bieber songs... Oh baybuh, baybuh, baybuh, etc., [rinse and repeat] Valerie Jarrett is over the moon with this and thinks that if a few video clips are deliberately leaked, it will help to draw the young to Obamacare which they have so far completely ignored. That may be so, but during my consultation today, patient was still showing classic symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder-- which can be summarized as "Me, Me, Me, Me" ---Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D.