1/23/14: I had arranged for a morning consultation with Patient, which I immediately regretted upon entering his office. He was sitting at the Resolute desk with rows of Froot Loops cereal in front of him, carefully arranged by color. Uh-oh I thought. It looks like I'm going have to add Obsessive Compulsive Disorder to his other multiple mental issues. He was nibbling at each color and smacking his lips. "Bastard capitalists" he cried, "they have been cheating me for years. All the colors taste the same."
"You have my sympathy Majesty," I said soothingly, and with some relief. I seemed that all I had to deal with was the familiar paranoia and Narcissistic Personality Disorder. ---Dictated by S.H.Rink, M.D.
