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Progress Notes for Patient 540463, Obama Barack, H.

Posted on the 15 November 2013 by Hughvw
11/14/13 I have stayed away from patient for two days, for several reasons. Firstly, he has shown no real desire to abstain from weed. Secondly, he  has been behaving even more like a moron than usual and I need to see if I can distinguish and what is the effect of Cannabis Sativa (var. Blueberry Yum Yum). Patient has been almost manic today, saying: "if you like your scalp you can keep your scalp and dancing around in a circle, chanting what he thinks is native American battle song. ---Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D.

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