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Progress Notes for Patient 54046, Obama, Barack, H.

Posted on the 06 November 2014 by Hughvw
11/6/14 The inevitable call came late on election night from Valerie Jarrett: Patient was showing the worst characteristics of  someone with Narcissistic Personality Disorder who has been repudiated by those from whom he  most yearns to win approval.   I entered the private apartment with Ms Jarrett to find patient curled up in a fetal position on the hideous brown sofa, a thumb in his mouth, whimpering quietly.  Ms.Jarrett caught my eye and shrugged. I asked some standard questions to assess his state of mind. "I am going to give you a mild dose of something to help you relax," I told him and injected one of his stringy  buttocks with a shot of Ativan.  Ms Jarrett asked me to remain overnight so I would be available when patient addressed the media next morning. Dictated by S.H. Rink, MD.

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