I wake up in a world I've never tread before.
Standing in a forest, before an oaken door.
The door opens with a screeching, shuddering creak.
I walk into a room whose walls begin to leak.
The flood is rising higher in this strange new world,
and then forms a vortex in which I'm cruelly swirled.
As I resolve to drowning, the walls fall open,
and I am washed down a secluded, mountain glen.
I awake mistrustful, and unsure of my state,
but one fact speaks true, that I need to urinate.
