Why? Because I have MONO. Yup. I've been feeling really crappy for a while, and finally went in looking for an antibiotic, but no luck. At least I know what I have, which is a relief.
This part actually made me laugh pretty hard though -- when you google mono, this is what it says:
Mono causes fever, body aches, head ache, sore throat, enlarged glands, extreme fatigue, and your spleen can explode.
Um, excuse me? Don't I need my spleen!?
Then it goes on to say "Exploding spleen is an emergency event."
Okaaaaay. If anything inside explodes, you can bet I'll go to the hospital. Who wouldn't? I can't help but ask who that sentence was written for. Darrel from Walking Dead maybe? Clint Eastwood? Chuck Norris?
Anyway, exploding spleen is pretty rare I guess, and I don't do extreme sports or anything, so I;m thinking it'll be ok. But I might not be posting as frequently for a while. On the upside, I get to "rest a lot," which I think calls for some new Frette sheets, amiright?
