Open Post: Hosted By The Australian Football Fan Who Brought A Fancy Cheese Board
Have you ever been to a sports game and cringed at the thought of dropping $18 on a room-temperature hot dog of questionable origin and a pretzel that tastes like a baking soda-glazed cork? Well, the next time you attend the event of your choice, you should take a cue from this Australia football fan and BYOECACB (bring your own elaborate cheese and charcuterie board).
Mashable points to a tweet made yesterday at a game between the Melbourne Demons and St Kilda Football Club showing a Demons fan workin’ on his night cheese during the day. He’s got two wooden boards filled with cheese, meat, olives, an avocado (millennials and their avocados, am I right?), and a baguette.
According to a Reddit user claiming to be Fancy Cheese Man’s friend, he also had a whole salmon in his bag. A salmon? I mean, it’s no tray of stale nachos thrown haphazardly around a cup of congealed food-grade nacho cheese product, but it’s something to get you through the game. Here’s a better look at the spread.
Fancy Cheese Man clearly appreciates the finer things in life. I mean, that tasteful and timeless bucket hat should have been your first clue. The only thing missing is a small thermos of wine that he smuggled into the stadium in the crotch of his pants. I wonder what would compliment a blue-based cheese and the scent of all those bird turds lining the railing in front of him? I’m guessing probably a shiraz.
Pic: Twitter
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