When we last saw this guy he was gigging all over Andy Dalton. First it was a six pack of beer in his beard, now, oh no big deal, just a basketball hoop with the net attached for the start of the NBA season. If this guy isn’t a first ballot hall of fame BAWSE then I’m not sure what a BAWSE is.
P.S. I see that belt buckle and I’m so god damned jealous. Swag just dripping off this guy. Please tell me he went home with like 8 chicks last night including the one coming down the isle with the cowboy boots on. Fire.
P.P.S. I still think I can take him in beard growing. Beard off 2013-2014 begins November 15th. If you want in, hit me at @ceboscuit for details.
