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O-Town Espionage: Man on the Street

Posted on the 07 November 2008 by Jimmydonuts
After surveying unsuspecting citizens on Wellington Street and at the safe house, kibitzing with Sens fans in Kanata, and trading e-mail with another Ottawan, I bring you the following snippets.
GTA
He’s a Leafs’ fan, but his favorite Senator is Dany Heatley. #1 donut is the Sour Cream, Glazed.
Does is have to be from Timmy’s?
“Nowhere else.”
B-Frit
“I haven’t played hockey since I was a kid.” He doesn’t watch hockey either—or at least doesn’t have a favorite Sen. The Blueberry Fritter is his first choice, but he thinks the Old Fashioned is most popular in O-Town.
DC
“Double Chocolate,” she says without hesitation. But when asked who her favorite hockey player is, she has to think about it…and then says, “Fisher.”
Safe house1
She’s not a hockey fan, so does that mean she knows B-Frit? Nope. She likes crullers, no matter the manufacturer.
Safe house2
“I think Gerber is a great goalie.”
And he thinks the Boston Cream is the bomb. Does it have to be from Timmy’s?
“You know it.”
MUN1
Dressed in a Bruins jersey, he says he likes the Walnut Crunch (sounds familiar, eh?).
UsherShe digs Chris Neil. #1 donut is the Canadian Maple, washed down with a Triple Triple (milk, not cream).
Kingston1
He’s sporting the Black and Gold, #8 on his back, #4 in his heart…and a Chocolate Dip on his mind.
Kingston2Like father, like son. Almost. The kid likes Kessel and the Old Fashion.
Plain Jane
Dany Heatley is #1 on the ice, and the plain Old Fashion is tops on her donut list. (Maybe B-Frit was right?)
“Plain? What does that say about me? “Jazz it up a bit,” says her husband.
Jazzy
He’s fond of the (Apple) Fritter and a fan of Chris Neil.
2CupDonuts are nothing to write home about. He’ll have a cup of coffee at Tim’s but prefers his first and subsequent cups at Second Cup.
Until next time, O-Town, farewell.

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