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Now Hiring. I Need an Intern.

By Midlifemargaritas @mdlifemargarita

Now Hiring. I Need an Intern.

You guys know how it is. You wake up and think, “I don’t want to do this mundane crap anymore.” You’re just done. So that led me to think I need an intern. Unpaid of course. It would be great for some college kid. They get credit and I get someone to do things for me, like take over my Liquor Store runs…

It’d be the perfect job. I do live in the middle of some major colleges and universities. NCSU, Duke, UNC, Meredith College all great schools. Surely someone at one of these schools needs an internship. I could offer marketing, social media training, blogging 101 and how to throw a great cocktail party, etc.

They’d have to be 21. I need someone to help me taste test. They have to have their own transportation.

I’m not paying for an Uber or Lyft.

They MUST have a sense of humor. If they get offended easily, it may not work out. Can you imagine me working with someone with no humor?

I don’t think it would be too much to ask if they would do light housekeeping, cooking and laundry. All that builds character right?

Let’s face it, we could all use a little help. Raise your hand if you are just done with mundane housework, laundry and driving kids or older parents around. Yep, I see you. We just want to work on fun things 24/7 and make some money on our hobbies right? We all would love to come home to a clean house and cooked meal. We’ve been doing the mundane all our lives!

I’m not asking much I don’t think. Maybe It’s not an intern I need but more of a butler? I mean, Patricia on ‘Southern Charm’ has Michael. He’s a delight. He makes sure the house is tidy, meals are on time and Patricia gets her 5’oclock cocktail everyday. We should all have that. It’s only fair right?

I guess the closest I will get to a butler is a college intern. The job is unpaid but I promise you’ll learn and enjoy the job.

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You can apply by commenting on this post. No weirdos or psychopaths please.

A girl can dream right? What do you need to keep you going right now?

Peace, Love and Margaritas…


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