Well folks, it is one day away from the point of no return. I have compiled a list of roughly 100 bad movie recommendations and whittled it down to the 30 I will watch and write about it. Mainly I know I will have nothing good to say about these movies since I have taken the time and care to avoid even bothering to watching these movies. So now the criteria.
I realize that there are a ton of just god awful movies out there from the B to Z cinema range, so I had to take the time in reviewing and watching only those that others can find easily. So I had to be able to watch the movies either through Netflix, Youtube, or other available video mediums. I had to tarnish my Netflix queue to get some of these movies, so you are all welcome. I picked relatively well known movies, so sorry to those that submitted Z grade movies that are only found on VHS or movies that are obscure only to you. Specifically sorry Misty since I can’t review Ant Farm Dickhole or that bikini car wash thing, although it totally sounds like my sort of movie.
Next I eliminated movies that are a part of franchise. I realize that it would be too easy to just have all the shitty “Blank” Movies that Seltzer and Frieberg put out like Saw movies or even every one of the Twilight movies. Besides, why waste the time reviewing those 5 movies or whatever when I will say the same thing. I chose to go with a few of them and be done with it.
I will try my best to watch them all the way through, but god forbid that I shut it off and walk away from the screen. I will give an honest review and not be harsh and snarky just because I can, although I probably will. I will live tweet about 5 of them, pending I have the time to do so. So if there is one that people want to live tweet with me, please let me know in the comments.
So enough with the teasing, time for the list. Thanks to everyone who submitted a movie and following me on this terrible, Hindenburg like journey. These will be in no particular order and the ones I will live tweet will be said the day before on Twitter.
- The Last Airbender
- Battlefield Earth
- The Love Guru
- Skyline
- Gigli
- Catwoman
- Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star
- The Happening
- Batman and Robin
- The Spirit
- Tiptoes
- Speed 2: Cruise Control
- White Chicks
- Sex and the City 2
- Swept Away
- Jack & Jill
- Barb Wire
- The Hottie and the Nottie
- Norbit
- Showgirls
- House of the Dead
- Disaster Movie
- Little Nicky
- Kangaroo Jack
- Twilight
- Twilight Breaking Dawn
- Glitter
- Epic Movie
- Big Mommas Like Father Like Son
- From Justin to Kelly
So Say We All.
