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Desmond Hill
Local news reports
A Havelock man was arrested on Tuesday after what police described as an accidental shooting that sent one person to the hospital.
Police responded to a call of shots fired at a mobile home near Lejeune Boulevard. There, Desmond Hill, 21, of Glen Drive in Havelock, was charged by the Jacksonville Police Department with discharging a firearm within the city limits and resisting, delaying or obstructing a police officer.
Capt. Patricia Driggers, a spokesperson for the Jacksonville Police Department, officers were called to the mobile home on Tuesday. Investigators believe the shooting was accidental, Driggers said, but added that the case is still under investigation.
The 6 ways to ensure that you get arrested for an accidental shooting:
1. do it in a residential area
2. lie to the police
3. hide evidence
4. have neck tattoos
5. have dred locks
6. be black or Hispanic
Poor Desmond didn't stand a chance.