Ninja be nimble,
Ninja be quick,
Ninja knock you on the noggin with a big stick.
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Ninja be stealthy... healthy... and wise,
Ninja snatch like a snake, pull out your eyes.
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Biscuit in a basket,
Ninja put you in a casket.
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Heading home from the archives,
I met this cat who had five lives.
He'd met four ninja in lives past.
One life was lost in a big blast...
two were stabbed,
and the last one gassed.
Reaching home, ninja at his door,
his lives remaining numbered four.
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Uh, oh, Ninja,
Have you any heads?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Three over in the shed.
One for my Lady,
One for my Lord,
One for the practice,
'cause I got a new sword.
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Eeny, meeny, miny, egg.
Catch the Shogun by his leg.
If he hollers, make him beg.
Eeny, meeny, miny, egg.
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Hey, Willie Winkie, you're making too much noise.
Running around town, checking on girls and boys.
If you'd have done your job, and shut the kid up.
I'd not have had to put Ambien in his juice cup.
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