"Nigella Lawson Was So off Her Head on Cocaine That She Allowed Her Assistants to Spend £300,000 on Crap"

From The Daily Mail: Charles Saatchi accused his former wife Nigella Lawson of being 'so off your heads on drugs' that she allowed their personal assistants to spend whatever they liked, a court heard.  Italian sisters Francesca and Elisabetta Grillo are accused of using company credit cards to spend £300,000 on over-hyped 'works of art' including an unmade bed and papier-maché sculptures of household objects...  "You couldn't give this crap away," fumed the multi-millionaire former advertising executive. "And they've filled our spare room with this bullshit."  I'd love to have scripted that episode of her cookery show: Nigella, to camera: "If you've just come back from holiday in Amsterdam or Morrocco with a 'little something extra' in your luggage and you've invited friends round to celebrate, remember that they'll get peckish very quickly..."