My new bike is a mixte, which Caleb says is all the rage right now with hipsters. I can tell that’s true because there are a number of Tumblr blogs about them. They’re a half step between a female bike, and a male bike, hence the “mixte.” Mixte is not a cute hipster word, it’s fucking a French word.
The picture above is not of a mixte, but it has Brigitte Bardot in it, so shut the fuck up with your complaining.
Caleb claims that there’s a famous 1960s French movie in which an actress rides around the streets of Paris on one. I just wasted an hour of my life looking for references to it, to no avail. If you know the movie, enlighten me. I want to equate myself to it.
