So I just finished up spending three rainy days in Koh Chang (will report later), which I don’t advise anyone to do in the wet season. As I checked out the hotel with my stolen towels and slippers, I jumped into a songthaew (taxi bus) to make my way to the pier and back to Bangkok. There sat two farang tourist and two Thai girls who looked like bar girls. I put my headphones in and start listening to the Joe Rogan podcast coz I ain’t got no time to be a pleasant human being and talk to anyone.
Not long into the ride one of the Thai girls pokes me in my 17″ bicep and asks me where I am from. I think she was 27 but looked about 47, she looked pretty rough and it was apparent she was nursing a hangover. I tell her I’m from Ankrit (England) and she tells me here boyfriend is from there too (whoopty do, who gives a flying fuck I thought). She tells me I should be lucky that I am from England and I tell her the place is cold and shit. She then goes and tells me she has several boyfriends and then asks me how many girlfriends I have? I joke and mention I have two GFs and 5 giks (fuck buddies).
This is when shit started to get real, and this was the conversation that followed:
Annoying bar girl :Why so many giks?
Me: My girlfriends talk too much and they annoy me
Annoying bar girl: SO YOU USE THAI GIRL FOR FUCK ONLY? (the bus was full and it was quite obvious she wanted to cause a scene)
At this point I had two choices, to back down my position and say sorry, or to run with it possibly get punched in the face by a girl who is clearly a psychopath.
Me: It’s called a joke, you shouldn’t ask personal questions if you might not like the answer.
Annoying bar girl: How big is your dick? I bet it’s small?
Me: It’s only 4 inches, but I pay my giks to fuck me, so they don’t care
Annoying bar girl: *lost for words*, starts raging in Thai
Me: I am only joking, it’s called batter, don’t take it to heart
Annoying bar girl: If you want joking, go watch movie. Why you use Thai girl like this? Who you think you are?
At this point her friend jumps in to calm her down and she says hungover. I put my earphones back in and continue to listen to the powerful JRE. She ends up getting off outside a temple with her friend and gives me some kind of WWE stare down before going on her way. I can only assume she went to make a merit (pray) because some farang dude raw dogged up her the roger with no condom and she forgot to take money off him.
Moral of the story is to be careful when talking to bar girls, I was just having a bit of fun but this girl obviously had a screw loose. It would of been much safer for me to back down my position and say sorry, as it could of ended a lot worse. Your average Thai girl would be way too shy to start a random conversation in a public environment, so it was quite clear this girl was a bar girl. Most are friendly, but there’s always a small % of girls who are crazy, so stay safe guys.
