Director: John Shepphird
Writer: John Shepphird, Jeffrey Schenck, Peter Sullivan, Michael Ciminra, Richard Gnolfo (Screenplay)
Starring: Jack Scalia, Jeremy Luke, Joseph Russo, Daniel Booko, Melissa Molinaro, Alex Mauriello, Vinny Guadagnino, Paul Sorvino, William Atherton
Plot: The locals of the Jersey Shore find themselves under attack from Sharks.
There may be spoilers the rest of the review
Verdict: So Bad it is Hilarious
Story: Jersey Shore Shark Attack starts as we see a young couple eaten by sharks yay a shark movie that kills. We move to meet all of the Jersey Shore guys TC (Luke), Donnie (Russo) and Balzac (Booko) as well as the girls Nooki (Molinaro), J-Moni (Mauriello) and BJ (Resendez).
Getting ready for 4th of July weekend we see the boys drink and party while upsetting the girls, I feel like I am going to hate this film on new levels of hate. We see how Dolan (Atherton) has been working to change the image of the area when they start getting attacked by sharks.
Jersey Shore Shark Attack is a simple story of an area getting attack by sharks but by putting it in Jersey Shore we get all off the comedy need to make this one of the funniest films of recent times. It is funny because of how bad it is but achieving this we get something that can be watched with ease.
Actor Review
Jack Scalia: Moretti is the chief of police that tries to protect TC from ever going behind bars because of his troubles. By doing this he has to make a deal with Dolan. Jack is solid very typical character for the role.
Paul Sorvino: Mayor Palantine is the man when it comes Jersey Shore. He reopens the beaches once they believe they have captured the shark only to find out he has made a mistake. Paul is clearly here to have a bigger name in the film.
William Atherton: Dolan is trying to redesign the area to make this a tourist hot spot, he only wants certain people to come to the area and will do anything to make that happen. William is solid in the weasel like businessman performance.
Jeremy Luke: TC is the leader of the guy of Jersey Shore he is having problems with his girl Nooki but when one of his boys goes missing he leads the rest in trying to figure out what happened to them. Jeremy is funny in this role which seems to be the leading role.
Support Cast: Jersey Shore Shark Attack has a supporting cast that makes complete fun of all of the Jersey Shore stereotypes which adds to comedy.
Director Review: John Shepphird – John turns what could be a terrible film that turns into one of my favorite comedies.
Action: Jersey Shore Shark Attack has shark filled action which is mostly CGI.
Comedy: Jersey Shore Shark Attack is a film which made me laugh the most in recent times.
Horror: Jersey Shore Shark Attack has blood and gore but all CGI filled.
Settings: Jersey Shore Shark Attack keeps everything on the Jersey Shore which makes this have added comedy.
Special Effects: Jersey Shore Shark Attack doesn’t have any good special effects involved.
Suggestion: Jersey Shore Shark Attack is one late night TV treat which will make you laugh for reasons it shouldn’t. (Late Night TV)
Best Part: Comedy.
Worst Part: CGI.
Funniest Scene: When the friends find a boat with blood on and one asks is spaghetti sauce.
Believability: No
Chances of Tears: No
Chances of Sequel: No
Post Credits Scene: No
Oscar Chances: No
Runtime: 1 Hour 27 Minutes
Tagline: Your Worst Fears Will Service
Trivia: The guy with the popcorn getting knocked down wasn’t supposed to happen, but the filmmakers liked the moment so much that they kept it in the movie.
Overall: This could be the new guilty pleasure of mine.
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