So the story behind this gem of a love note is that the woman who my co worker was serving had explained that she had skipped work that day and was playing hooky. However, the excuse she used to her boss was that she had diarrhea. Hence her use of “diarrhea” in her suggestion to grab a drink. I don’t know about you but regardless if it was falsified diarrhea, I would in no way want to associate myself with shit while trying to give someone my number. Just my opinion, but this made for a funny spot in our slow afternoon at work today.
