Morning Smile

This cute morning smile pic is from my cousin Ann!  Thanks Ann for sharing this cute little guy.  It has been such a great crazy weekend and week it’s going to take alot of coffee to catch up.  Okay so I have my large coffee and I have some serious catching up to do.  I have missed all of you so much so I have some extra special posts for you today.

I have so many smiles today there is sure to be one that lifts your Spirit.  Today’s smiles come from some of my favorite sites Can U Still Hear Me?, It’s so dumb and Stupid- It’s Funny, Jokes, Funny, laughs and Quotes, Maxine, Luxury Experiences and Wings of your Soul (Facebook).

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?”
The wife replies; “I did, they were in your tackle box.”

There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had “fallen.” This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the … priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, “You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen.” The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, “I don’t know what you’re laughing about, your wife fell three times this week.”:)

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?” “About 32″, the clerk replies. “I’m actually 47,” the woman says happily. A little while later, she goes into McDonal…d’s, and upon getting her order, asks the counter girl the same question. She replies, “I’d quess about 29.” The woman replies, “Nope, I am 47.” Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, “I’m 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are.” They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman, and she finally said, “What the hell, go ahead.” The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes, she says, “Okay, okay, how old am I?” He removes his hands and says, “You are 47.” Stunned, the woman says, “That is amazing! How did you know?” The old man replies, “I was behind you in line at McDonald’s:)

Hope you are having a safe long weekend everyone!

Happy Canada Day!

Lucky