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Masturbation Tips: Chopping the Morning Wood

Posted on the 06 August 2020 by Thiruvenkatam Chinnagounder @tipsclear

Even when a man goes to bed alone, he very often wakes up with a partner, namely that insistent erect penis colloquially referred to as "the morning wood". Waking up hard is by no means unusual, especially during one's pubertal years, and it is often pleasant to be greeted by an old friend. In addition, morning wood indicates that penis health is acceptable and that the tool works properly. Sometimes, however, the wood is not satisfied with greeting a boy; on some days, it can be quite insistent on being "handled" properly. Below, men will find morning masturbation tips with little free time.

Why does this happen?

What is commonly referred to as morning wood is medically called nocturnal penile tumescence or NPT, a spontaneous erection that occurs either during sleep or during awakening (or both).

NPTs occur in all men with proper erectile function. Typically, a man reaches an erect penis three to five times during the night's sleep period; most often, these erections occur during the sleep phase known as rapid eye movement (REM), which accounts for about 20-25% of the normal nighttime sleep period.

There are generally two reasons why NPT occurs. During sleep, the relaxation of some neurons allows for greater movement of testosterone, causing erections. In addition, NPT is thought to be one of the body's means of preventing urine from releasing during sleep; when the tool is erect, the ability of urine to flow through it is significantly reduced.

Insistent companion

When the morning forest is particularly excited, it can present a man with a dilemma: masturbating or getting out of bed? On days when a man has a relaxed schedule, there are no problems; he simply throws the sheet, gets a grip and starts pumping.

But on days when you have little time to shower, get dressed, have breakfast, and go to work, having a particularly solid penis can be a challenge. The boy knows that he only has a certain amount of time, but the steel rod protruding from his horse does not care about the watch. In these cases, a boy must evaluate his options:

- Call sick. This is usually the most attractive and least practical option. A day spent getting to know your best friend again can be a day well spent. But he doesn't bring home bacon (unless, of course, one is an adult movie star).

- Get a quick one out in bed. A man with morning wood tends to have a penis that is in a rather advanced state of excitement. The advantage of this is that if a man decides to indulge, the time from start to finish can be significantly reduced. If it only takes a minute, most men can insert rapid penile compression into their schedule.

- Skip breakfast for a different kind of sustenance. Of course, sometimes it takes much longer than a minute. While the tool might be ready, a guy might prefer a much more leisurely approach and spend some time with his boner. Breakfast may be the most important meal of the day, but sometimes a boy's body requires a different kind of nutrition and it may be preferable to skip the toast for a hand-held weenie roast.

- Have a shower. Another option is to practice the ever popular multi-tasking. However, most kids only use one hand while taking a shower. While that hand is massaging shampoo and conditioner to the top of the head, why not let the other hand massage the head on that erect penis?

Satisfying your morning wood sometimes makes it a painful tool. Soothe that manhood by regularly using a top quality penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil). If the cream contains a high-end emollient like shea butter, it can provide valuable moisturizing relief. Sometimes, a man can cut that morning wood a little too aggressively; the instrument ends up not only irritated, but somewhat "muffled" by the sensation. In these cases, a cream with acetyl L-carnitine helps restore the feeling lost due to abrupt handling.


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