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Mark Cuban Releases His Pitch Video For Dwight Howard

By Ceboscuit @ceboscuit

 

See, now I have no idea why Dwight didn’t end up in Dallas.  Dwight Howard is basically a 5 year old and this video is effectively a cartoon.  Mark Cuban nailed it if you ask me.  Dwight Howard “forging” a new Dynasty and “global domination” being the end game.  Seems like Cuban was spot on by building off the idea that Howard thinks he’s Superman.  Create a video that’s a cartoon comic strip of Dwight Howard leading the Mavs to NBA superiority and then taking over the world.  Seems like it should have worked.  Right up until the point that Slim Thug stepped in and offered strippers on top of strippers for Howard to have.   Cuban didn’t really stand a chance after that.

World Domination

World Domination

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