OK. Forbes has no idea what is going on anymore. Here’s my take on who are truly the 100 most powerful celebrities. I’ve added quite a bit of people that I think they forgot about, and shifted around some more. Among those that were omitted from the Forbes list (but added here): Stephen Colbert, Daniel Tosh, Blake Shelton, Dwayne Wade, Wiz Khalifa, JJ Abrams, Conan O’Brien, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, One Direction, and more. Forbes may have fucked it up, but I think my alternative is pretty reasonable.
1) Oprah Winfrey
2) Justin Bieber
3) Beyonce
4) Lady Gaga
5) Taylor Swift
6) Lebron James
7) Robert Downey Jr
8) Jon Stewart
9) Leonardo DiCaprio
10) Ellen DeGeneres
11) Tyler Perry
12) Steven Spielberg
13) Dwayne Johnson
14) Jay Z
15) Jennifer Lawrence
16) Madonna
17) Rihanna
18) Drew Brees
19) Blake Shelton (Not even ON the original list)
20) Kanye West
21) Mark Wahlberg
22) Dwayne Wade (also not on the original list)
23) Tiger Woods
24) Kobe Bryant
25) David Beckham
26) Carrie Underwood
27) Joss Whedon
28) Seth Macfarlane
29) Tom Cruise
30) Katy Perry
31) Daniel Tosh (not on Forbes’s list)
32) Channing Tatum
33) Angelina Jolie
34) Brad Pitt (Not on Forbes’s list)
35) JJ Abrams (Not on Forbes’s list)
36) Glenn Beck
37) Stephen Colbert (Not on Forbes’s list)
38) Jennifer Lopez
39) Tom Brady
40) Kim Kardashian
41) Christopher Nolan
42) Neil Patrick Harris
43) Suzanne Collins
44) Hugh Jackman
45) Simon Cowell
46) Donald Trump
47) Will Ferrell (Not on Forbes’s list)
48) Will Smith
49) Usain Bolt
50) Melissa McCarthy
51) Mark Burnett
52) Ryan Seacrest
53) Jennifer Aniston
54) Kevin Hart
55) Bon Jovi
56) Jerry Bruckheimer
57) Danica Patrick
58) One Direction (not on the original list)
59) Matt Damon (not on the original list)
60) Conan O Brian (not on the original list)
61) Dr Phil
62) Charlie Sheen
63) Stephen King
64) Ben Affleck
65) Drake (not on the original list)
66) Adam Sandler
67) Peter Jackson
68) JK Rowling
69) Sandra Bullock
70) Mila Kunis
71) James Patterson
72) Chuck Lorre (not on original list)
73) Emma Stone
74) Jimmy Kimmel (not on original list)
75) Amy Poehler
76) Wiz Khalifa (not on original list)
77) David Letterman
78) Sofia Vergara
79) Michael Bay
80) Tina Fey
81) Kate Upton (not on original list)
82) Nicki Minaj (not on original list)
83) Howard Stern
84) Serena Williams
85) Floyd Mayweather
86) Manny Pacquiano
87) Kelly Clarkson (not on original list)
88) Zooey Deschanel
89) Jamie Foxx (not on original list)
90) Vin Diesel (not on original list)
91) Johnny Depp (not on original list)
92) Kevin James (not on original list)
93) Seth Rogen (not on original list)
94) Coldplay
95) Selena Gomez (not on original list)
96) George Clooney (not on original list)
97) Tom Hanks (not on original list)
98) Meryl Streep
99) Seth Meyers (not on original list)
100) Bradley Cooper (not on original list)