Cat photo (prior to alteration): MDphotography, via Flickr
Boots Sits at Starbucks with a Laptop “Working on His Novel” While Nursing a Small Coffee for Five Hours
Coco Approaches Piano Keyboard, Plays “Knuckle Song” Once, Sighs with Boredom, Riffles Through Three-Month-Old TV Guide
Noodles Draws a Series of Transparent Skeletal Cubes on the Back of an Envelope While on Hold with the Representative from Geico
Baby Sorts Whites and Colors
Mr. Tibbs Gets Stuck with a Q, but No U, During Scrabble Endgame
Queenie Takes a Cosmo Quiz, Discovers That She May Not Have What It Takes to Really Please a Man
Max Watches 216-minute Director’s Cut of Heaven’s Gate
Princess Temps at a Call Center for $8.45 an Hour
Patches Idly Peels Condensation-Soaked Label from a Beer Bottle While Half-Listening to “Margaritaville” on the Jukebox
Miss Kitty Divides Ten-Pound Package of Hamburger into Individual Portions and Freezes Them
Felix Applies a Second Coat to the Dining Room, Silently Worries That It Looks More Like Antique Ivory than Eggshell
Ginger Scrapbooks
Smokey Microwaves a Lean Cuisine and Eats It Over the Sink Alone, Before Going to Bed Alone, as Usual
Muffin Vacantly Stares Out Window and Wishes She Had Completed Her Art History Degree Instead of Getting Married and Having Four Children
