Some f*cking schweffes. http://fuckingschweffes.tumblr.com/
Did you enjoy Look At My F*cking Red Trousers? Oh good. So did we. Well never fear, you can now get your fix of more silly looking posh people in their natural habitats – and they’re wearing all sorts of different kinds of trousers. F*cking Schweffes (without even the “look at”) is a slightly less than affectionate blog which posts pictures of people, usually a little tired and emotional, at social events across Britain. The ever-helpful Urban Dictionary defines Schweffe as “An object or person of general annoyance. Word has similar meaning to: mug, chief, and tit,” but spells it “choueffe.”
The blog captions its photographs: “This look says: ‘I’m here to party, but keep your shoes off the fucking Wilton or I’ll call the help’”, for instance (see photo below.) Perhaps you know a schweffe. Perhaps you are one. Let us know.