Outside in all weathers, the London Walks guides know a thing or two about battling the cold weather.
In this short series we're sharing our winter weather tips with our lovely London Walkers, a hardy bunch who join us rain or sleet in the winter months.
David adds…
SO DARLING, DARLING
STAND BY ME, OH STAND BY ME
Surely the last word*
on Guides’ Tips for Winter Walkers.
Of the female
persuasion at any rate.
Let’s count the ways –
sashay them words down the catwalk.
1.
It’s
rubberless
2.
Comes with
a printed, legally binding guarantee to keep out all the rain. That’s “all the
rain” – not “the rain”, not “some of the rain”, not “most of the rain.”
3.
It’s a
woollen whipcord
4.
As opposed
to a cold, clammy, linen-like fabric
5.
It’s made
from Omne Tempus Cloth (need I say more?)
6.
It’s
multipurpose – a boon to the War-worker and the “open-air” woman
7.
It’s
“Ready-for-wear” or “To measure”
8.
It’s
famous.
9.
It’ll
stand-by you.
10.It’s
triple-proofed.
11.It comes
from “A Great House”
12.It’s got
Madge inside it.
13.It’s
London. We ain’t talking Oshkosh here.
14.The deal
closer – it’s made by men-Tailors
15.It’s got
no end of tongue-in-cheek possibilities.
*Make that words
plural. And illustrated words at that.
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