This is me. For real.
When you fly Ryanair on a non-EU passport, you have to get a visa-check stamp when you arrive at the airport, before going through security. Every other airline does it just before you board. This means that if you’re silly enough to forget to get one, you’re pretty much screwed unless you’re Usain Bolt.Which I totally am.
This kind of rookie mistake should have cost us our trip. But, with lightening speed and a flash of a smile to the security people who aren’t supposed to let you back out, and the check-in people who aren’t meant to stamp a passport for a flight that’s leaving in 2 mins, we made it all the way through Gatwick airport and back to our gate in a flash.
The gate had already closed. But the guard was so shocked to see us again that he tipped his hat to us by reopening and allowing us to board!
I was puffing and panting the whole way to Stockholm. I haven’t felt so exhausted since Fourth Form cross country (after they foiled my plan to see the school counselor at that exact time in order to get out of it).
I guess, unlike the other Usain, exercise doesn’t agree with me. Endorphins Schmendorphins.
