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Lesson 1521 – New Looks

By Wendythomas @wendyenthomas

By the time you read this I will already be in surgery getting a new look from my friendly oncology surgeon. (I’ve asked for the “Meryl Streep circa 2009” look, we’ll see how it goes.

I wrote about my little cancerous pre-existing condition during the whole healthcare debacle. It seems they found a tumor in my face and the only way to get it out is to get it out.

So in I go.

But no worries, in order to amuse myself, I get to endlessly repeat this joke:

Hey, does my face hurt?

No, why?

Cause it’s killing me!

(what? Too soon?)

Anyway, the face I’ve had for all these years will be looking a little different in the very near future. And so in preparation, I’ve tried out a few new looks.

Here’s the “I’m young and I get that whole emoji thing” look:

Lesson 1521 – New looks

The “I shot an elephant in my pajamas” look: (and how he got in them, I’ll never know.)

Lesson 1521 – New looks

The “I’m a dedicated gardener” look:

Lesson 1521 – New looks

The retired beachcomber look:

Lesson 1521 – New looks

The “I have (lots of) kids” look:

Lesson 1521 – New looks

And the “everything is going to be just fine” look:

Lesson 1521 – New looks

Catch you all on the other side. Go out and do something you love today.


Wendy Thomas writes about the lessons learned while raising children and chickens in New Hampshire. Contact her at [email protected]

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