By the time you read this I will already be in surgery getting a new look from my friendly oncology surgeon. (I’ve asked for the “Meryl Streep circa 2009” look, we’ll see how it goes.
I wrote about my little cancerous pre-existing condition during the whole healthcare debacle. It seems they found a tumor in my face and the only way to get it out is to get it out.
So in I go.
But no worries, in order to amuse myself, I get to endlessly repeat this joke:
Hey, does my face hurt?
No, why?
Cause it’s killing me!
(what? Too soon?)
Anyway, the face I’ve had for all these years will be looking a little different in the very near future. And so in preparation, I’ve tried out a few new looks.
Here’s the “I’m young and I get that whole emoji thing” look:
The “I shot an elephant in my pajamas” look: (and how he got in them, I’ll never know.)
The “I’m a dedicated gardener” look:
The retired beachcomber look:
The “I have (lots of) kids” look:
And the “everything is going to be just fine” look:
Catch you all on the other side. Go out and do something you love today.
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Wendy Thomas writes about the lessons learned while raising children and chickens in New Hampshire. Contact her at [email protected]
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