“Special leprechaun flute passed down from thousands of years ago from my great grandfather who was Irish”
My favorite quote if only because there are so many things wrong with it. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO? I’m pretty sure your great grandfather may have only been alive approximately 100 years ago, never mind thousands of years. Plus he definitely wasn’t Irish…
“Could be a crackhead.” (Close 2nd!)
Plus there’s a sketch of the leprechaun, so there that.
Thanks Brad
