Congratulations again to our contest winner, Catherine!
She’s the author of the blog, Always a Redhead and sole proprietor of the only Long Awkward Pause swag on the planet to date. Well, that is unless there’s another Long Awkward Pause that we’re not aware of that is preparing to spank our butts with a copyright infringement suit soon. That would suck.
Anyways, “zee package arrived” at Catherine’s remote Canadian lodge via horseback mail system this past weekend, along with a set of instructions from the staff:
1.) Cold wash, tumble dry low.
2.) Take some funny pictures of yourself wearing your new limited edition LAP gear.
She delivered.
Here are a few pictures of our swag model:
Ten minutes of ownering this highly coveted t-shirt memorabilia, and it’s already covered in dog hair. How ungrateful! Remember the care instructions we sent.
This is a picture of Catherine in jail after she was arrested for mowing the lawn.
She confronted her fear of heights (true story) in order to take this picture…
…but quickly succumbed to the fear shortly after.
But she recovered quickly.
Still panting a little bit, but recovered nonetheless.
And a short poem:
“Roses are Red,
Burgers are groovy,
Thanks for winning.”
Rock on, Catherine!
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